Since I have a tendency to celebrate Halloween for the entire month of October, I thought I would compile a list of things that become horror movie level terrifying once you are an adult. These things at one point in your life, didn’t phase you, you didn’t give them a second though. Now they give you that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach.
The dread of feeling like you forgot something. Especially if you’re a parent. It’s that feeling that starts driving you crazy, and you have no idea what you could possibly be forgetting, but you’re sure it’s important.
Sudden sharp pains in random locations. You just know death is near.
Checking your bank account. Math is hard.
Realizing that your high school class is running the country. I don’t think this needs much explanation. That’s terrifying. We are not responsible enough. I still call my mom for answers to questions I’m too lazy to google.
Waking up the morning after drinking. It’s not going to be good. Ever.
Laundry. It’s just always there. You finish it, you actually put it all up for once, and then there’s more of it again.
Hope this gave you a little chuckle to make a Monday bearable.